Have a laugh


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Have a laugh
« on: December 12, 2007, 02:42:32 AM »
When you've had a stressful day and you need a laugh, come to this thread. Go ahead and read/share some of your favorite jokes (let's keep 'em clean folks!)

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 02:54:42 AM »
PERFECT!!! Now, this is where all those jokes from the "Do you think Night visits this site?" Thread could go!!!...Unfortunately, I have no jokes at this moment...But I do have a hilarious quote/s from the T.V. show Family Guy!

-Flashback-Museum-Dinosaur exhibit

Lil' Peter Griffin looking up at his teacher while on a field trip of some sort:
"Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"

Teacher looks down at Lil' Peter:
"Because you touch yourself at night." He briefly responds as he looks back up.

Lil' Peter looks down in shame...

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this! LOL!!! It was so random, it was hilarious!

P.S. If anyone finds this joke offensive in some way, I will allow it to be pulled off without me making a fuss about it...I just wanted to share it. ;D

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 03:13:09 PM »
Dr. Malcome Crow!  It made me laugh just that you rymed about making jokes at the end of your post.  HAHA!
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 10:10:55 AM »
Was that intentional Dr. Malcom Crowe?
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 07:15:15 PM »
Ya know what? I'm not sure anymore. I don't really remember writing that. lol.

  :D

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 10:52:05 AM »
That's allright, it looks cool anyway.
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2008, 10:30:33 PM »
ok, here's something that has been entertaining me for the last couple of days:

How do you make 30 cents from two coins and one of them is not a nickel?
'why can't they get girlfriends?'

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2008, 10:42:44 PM »
You use a quarter and a nickel, cause a quarter isn't a nickel. :D

is that right?

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2008, 11:51:48 PM »
maaaaaan!!! you got it too easy LOL!!! ;D

but let me tell you, others have not! and it's been quite funny!
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2008, 12:31:19 AM »
Im completely lost on that one!  What the trick?
 ??? ???
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2008, 06:41:53 AM »
That only ONE of the coins does not have to be a nickel.  The trick is that, when you read it, you might misinterpret it and think that you are not allowed to use a nickel AT ALL.

At least...that's how I understood it!  Let me know if I am wrong though!

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2008, 10:01:52 AM »
haha, I like that, what I like even better is how Dr Malcom Crowe got it right away.  Way to go.  I'm going to try that joke on someone. ;D
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 06:19:49 PM »
OK, so Shyamalan *might* be between movies and *might* stop in to this Web site sometime. Just in case, here are some more jokes to relieve the guy's stress. (Anyone else want to contribute?)

The following is from www.funnyandjokes.com:

"From now on, it?ll never be said that airport ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. We dug up a few actual (or at least claimed to be) logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded by mechanics.

Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on backorder.

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.

Problem: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed.

Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Solution: That?s what they?re there for!

Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: DME volume set to more believable level.

Problem: Aircraft handles funny.
Solution: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Problem: Radar hums.
Solution: Reprogrammed radar with words.

Problem: IFF inoperative.
Solution: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Problem: Suspected crack in windscreen.
Solution: Suspect you?re right.

Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Problem: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
Solution: Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 09:40:57 PM »
LOL!  Thos made me laugh!  Nice!  Thanks for posting! 

1 ques.  Are those real logs?

If so... wow.

My favorite is:

Problem: IFF inoperative.
Solution: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.


HAHA!
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 08:42:10 AM »
Some of those are good.  I like the suspected crack in windshield-suspect your right. ;D
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