Have a laugh


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Hawkowl

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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #30 on: June 23, 2008, 07:13:39 PM »
President Bush: So, how are things in Iraq?

Vice president: Oh, the same, mostly. 12 Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday.

(Bush groans and lays his head on his desk.)

Vice President: Sir, what's the matter???

Bush: Exactly how much is a ber-zillion?

lol
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #31 on: July 01, 2008, 02:46:46 PM »
This is (claimed to be) the actual radio conversation of a US Navy ship and the Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.
Radio conversation released by the chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-'95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
CANADIANS: Negative, you will have to divert your course 15 dagrees to the south to avoid a collision.
AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
AMERICANS: This is the aircraft carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees to the north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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« Reply #32 on: July 02, 2008, 09:42:27 AM »
Hahahaha- :D If that is real, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.  Thanks for putting it up Erik.
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2008, 12:04:50 AM »
Two guys walk into a bar, you'd think the second one would duck.
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Re: Have a laugh
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2008, 04:49:56 PM »
I read that the lighthouse one was just an urban legend, but it's still funny!  :D
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